And didn't you all miss me? I have been up to my eyeballs in stuff. I am trying to finish school, just got hired with an opera company, AND working at an Apple store, and heaven help you if you ask me for an iPHONE...I will kill you.
Aside from all this, I have been trying to find a good subject about which to rant to you all out there in the universe. I can think of a few things that have been bugging me, but, as my boyfriend would say, "nothing great and grand." But, I'll do my best to keep you all entertained (the five of you who read this).
So, what's pissing me off this week? Hmmmm, probably the stupidity of television. I made the mistake of watching VH-1's new show "Brooke Knows Best." Clearly, this spawn of Hulk Hogan doesn't. She knows even less than her dumbass brother. Not that this is such a big revelation, but DAMN SHE'S STUPID! I think it says something tragic when people who have no talent or ability are handed things on a silver platter. I think i might have mentioned this before when ranting about Lauren Conrad and others. We are a consumer nation...and we're consuming SHIT! Who greenlights this crap anyway?
I just saw The Dark Knight and something bugged me: not about the film, but about movies. Why is it for every good film that is made, there's about 30 that are absolute crap? It makes no sense to me how we are bombarded by shit in the same theater that we watch a masterpiece. I saw WALL-E and was blown away by that movie, but beforehand, in the trailers, there's this stupid trailer for some Chihuahua movie! WHO THE FUCK GREEN-LIGHTED THIS PIECE OF JUNK? Here we have one of the most technologically advanced companies presenting a beautiful, witty, and fun film while endorsing pure shit! I don't get it!
Anyway, to get away from the stupidity rant, i have to discuss my own stupidity. I have this schtick with my boyfriend and my family. To annoy my mother one day, I made a peace sign with my fingers and stuck it in her face chanting: "Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny!" What's sad is I started doing this all of 1 year ago at the ripe old age of 26. Yes, I AM very easily amused, thank you! Well, it's sort of this thing now...I AM THE BUNNY. Still annoying my parents and making my boyfriend laugh. My mom decided to take this one step further when she thought that a hairstyle of mine made me look like I had microcephaly. So, she started calling me "pinhead." Of course, I made a reference to the comic strip, "ZIPPY The Pinhead," and she took off - started calling me Zippy. Never try to annoy your mother when she has evil tactics of her own, kids! So, apparently I am now being referred to as Zippy-Bunny. This contradicts my slowpoke nature! Or is it my lazy nature? Whatever.
Anyhow, I encourage you, my readers to look up Zippy the Pinhead as it's got some great randomness and it's very funny. I don't encourage making fun of those with microcephaly, but when it comes to funny-sounding names, well, you get my drift, right?
I am gonna go have some yummy gluten free food while I aimlessly contemplate the universe before going to work. I am finishing summer school too and some of the dumb analysis that people give for some writings out there is ridonkulous! Quit over-analyzing, people! ARGH! I'll return next week with some more food for your mind and junk for your soul...provided you even still have one!
